Here are the demotivators that best apply to me.
Compromise: Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
Challenges: I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
Destiny: You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
Goals: It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.
Government: If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
Insanity: It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.
Power: Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.
Pretension: The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
Priorities: Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Propaganda: What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.
Sanity: Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
Tradition: Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
Wishes: When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.