"This Economy"

How bad is the economy??? I'll tell you how bad the economy is . . .It's so bad that . . "

• CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
• Jewish women are marrying for love.
• Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
• Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
• Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
• McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
• Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
• A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico ..
• The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
• People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
• Motel Six won't leave the light on.
• The Mafia is laying off judges.
  
  And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Great news...the guy who made $50 billion disappear will be investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.

(Note to Ichabodians...this is a joke. It's not real. It was a joke forwarded in an email from my mother. )